well whats the stupidest thing you have heard from a noob that thinks he knows it all. CAR WISE. i will go first

i was in an auto parts store and this kid comes to me saying that my teggy is sexy and this and that. then hes like i own a 1993??? CRX? twin turbo. right there i was like and just acted like he was right. then im like wow and did you swap it. hes like no i still have the jdm single NON vtec in there. i was damn. what times you doing in track he goes like well. 2 weeks ago i did a [b]9second pass doing 95mph in the 1/4 mile i was like damn thats great. ttul.. there are some stupid people out there. what experiences have you had.

hahahahahahahaha...

this girl online told me that she races civic with a twin turbo swap... she must be that kids sister!

G0TB00ST wrote:hahahahahahahaha...

this girl online told me that she races civic with a twin turbo swap... she must be that kids sister!

lmfaoo shits hilarious yo. this other dude told me he got like 5k under the hood of a prelude. and when i got look at it its F series. all fucked upp stock. and he sweared he was doing 10s

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some kid in my town with an extremely riced out maxima (or at least i think it is a maxima, can't really tell since it's so riced out) told me that he spanked an BMW M7 (which doesnt exist) on the highway and lost the guy at 180MPH. His friend who drives a toyota paseo then proceeded to try and convince me that his stick on "air vents" (which are indeed just pieces of plastic) make his car gain 20HP from making the car more aerodynamic.... By far one of the worst conversation's i've ever had in my life.

BLUIZE256 wrote:some kid in my town with an extremely riced out maxima (or at least i think it is a maxima, can't really tell since it's so riced out) told me that he spanked an BMW M7 (which doesnt exist) on the highway and lost the guy at 180MPH. His friend who drives a toyota paseo then proceeded to try and convince me that his stick on "air vents" (which are indeed just pieces of plastic) make his car gain 20HP from making the car more aerodynamic.... By far one of the worst conversation's i've ever had in my life.

lmfaoooo

chubbie wrote:

BLUIZE256 wrote:some kid in my town with an extremely riced out maxima (or at least i think it is a maxima, can't really tell since it's so riced out) told me that he spanked an BMW M7 (which doesnt exist) on the highway and lost the guy at 180MPH. His friend who drives a toyota paseo then proceeded to try and convince me that his stick on "air vents" (which are indeed just pieces of plastic) make his car gain 20HP from making the car more aerodynamic.... By far one of the worst conversation's i've ever had in my life.

lmfaoooo

yeah man, and i see these kids like everyday now so i'm pretty much hearing new rediculousness everyday..

BLUIZE256 wrote:some kid in my town with an extremely riced out maxima (or at least i think it is a maxima, can't really tell since it's so riced out) told me that he spanked an BMW M7 (which doesnt exist) on the highway and lost the guy at 180MPH. His friend who drives a toyota paseo then proceeded to try and convince me that his stick on "air vents" (which are indeed just pieces of plastic) make his car gain 20HP from making the car more aerodynamic.... By far one of the worst conversation's i've ever had in my life.

black brian?

I had a dude tell me my acura wasnt a honda so i showed him the sticker in my engine bay thatr says property of honda motor company and he walked away got in his CAVALIER w/ a fart can of course and left

well this prolly aint as good but this kid from my old high school has a miata with rims and a fat spoiler and stupid head lights! he was drivin in front of my old ef hatch with his top down and him and his frend kept turning around laffin at my car. keep in mind it was red with a carbon fiber hood with a b16 swap pretty much stock except for an intake manifold and exhaust and suspension. soo anyways he pulls on the high way and starts rippin it sooo i was pist as hell cuz he thought my car sucked and i just pulled him by mabe 4 cars and wen we got to the exit i started laughin at him and he was like is there nos in that thing and i said no its just a lil 4 cylynder. soo i asked if he had rice in the trunk and he had no idea wtf i meant by "rice"! stupid ninjas!

n2bracing wrote:well this prolly aint as good but this kid from my old high school has a miata with rims and a fat spoiler and stupid head lights! he was drivin in front of my old ef hatch with his top down and him and his frend kept turning around laffin at my car. keep in mind it was red with a carbon fiber hood with a b16 swap pretty much stock except for an intake manifold and exhaust and suspension. soo anyways he pulls on the high way and starts rippin it sooo i was pist as hell cuz he thought my car sucked and i just pulled him by mabe 4 cars and wen we got to the exit i started laughin at him and he was like is there nos in that thing and i said no its just a lil 4 cylynder. soo i asked if he had rice in the trunk and he had no idea wtf i meant by "rice"! stupid ninjas!

hahaha

BLUIZE256 wrote:some kid in my town with an extremely riced out maxima (or at least i think it is a maxima, can't really tell since it's so riced out) told me that he spanked an BMW M7 (which doesnt exist) on the highway and lost the guy at 180MPH. His friend who drives a toyota paseo then proceeded to try and convince me that his stick on "air vents" (which are indeed just pieces of plastic) make his car gain 20HP from making the car more aerodynamic.... By far one of the worst conversation's i've ever had in my life.

ROFLMAO!!!! This kid needs his own sitcom! His name is uncle ben, by far the KING of rice!

LMAO AT THIS THREAD

yeah, it was black brian.. and he def. is the king of rice.

BLUIZE256 wrote:yeah, it was black brian.. and he def. is the king of rice.

haha rice